262 Funny Flower Puns You Should Share With Your Buds (updated)

If you’re looking for a massive list of funny flower puns, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve scoured the internet and taken submissions from hundreds of people to put together the lovely work of art you see below.

The great thing about having some flower puns handy is that you’ll regularly be in situations when you can use them (as long as it’s not winter). It’s hard to avoid flowers, and having these puns at your disposal can always help lighten the mood.

We hope you enjoy this list and consider sharing them with your friends and family.

• I really lilac you.
• Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
• What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
• The flower urned this one.
• What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job? Take it or leaf it.
• I hope your bonesets quickly.
• Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
• She has a violet streak.
• Get clover it.
• Life would succ without these cute flower puns!
• Here comes the sun(flower).
• Just wanted to say aloe!
• Hosta la vista, baby!
• What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower? You had me at hydrangea.
• We should put our tulips together this Valentine’s day.
• Everything is A-Bouquet.
• Ay poppy!
• Always rooting for you.
• Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder? He just wants somebudy to love.
• I think of you everydaisy.
• I will seed you later!
• Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run? She was leafed for dead.
• My favorite shoes are crocus.
• I lilac you a lot
• I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.
• What did the flower say when her son went off to college? I be-leaf in you.
• I’m wearing my comfrey sweatshirt and pajama pants.
• Mums the word.
• My love for you blossoms every day.
• What does a flower write on their valentine? Aloe you vera much.
• What does a flower therapist ask her patients? Are you feeling bouquet?
• Last bud not least…
• I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
• Rose over bros.
• What did the flower say after he told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!
• What lilac at work, I make up for at home.
• Rhythm Pollination
• What do you say to a pensive flower? A peony for your thoughts?
• Plant one on me.
• Bee kind.
• You made my daisy.
• Thistle be a beautiful day!
• Begonia. Don’t stay.
• Don’t stop beleafing.
• What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song? Can’t touch this.
• How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips.
• Once and flor-al
• Pistil’s firing.
• I be-leaf in you.
• Vase of Spades
• You’re my shooting star.
• What’s a bad flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together?
• Long thyme, no see!
• He’s a garden criminal.
• Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband? She told him once and floral.
• What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster? Floret.
• I love flower-less cake.
• Say it ain’t cilantro.
• Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
• What kind of alcohol do flowers drink? Rosé.
• I love it when you call me big poppy.
• Why are plants the best chefs? They’re succulent.
• We should go sea thrift store shopping.
• What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help? Lilac the ability to stop.
• Let’s throw a Gardenia party.
• Leaf me alone.
• Light as a heather, stiff as a board.
• Of the I seed.
• I love you a lily more each day.
• Read my tulips.
• Gardens of the Galaxy
• We were mint to be.
• On a larkspur.
• What did the flower tell his son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
• Not a daisy goes by that I don’t think of you.
• What is a flower’s favorite Journey song? Don’t stop be-leafing.
• I love you tulip much!
• Don’t get so pansy with me.
• What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers? Like pollen teeth.
• What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.
• What in carnation?
• I’ve pollen, and I can’t get up.
• Go with the flower
• What a foxglove
• We should put our tulips together.
• What do you call flowers who are bffs? Buds.
• Orange you glad we’re best friends?
• Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated? She rose above it.
• The inmates are running the sweet asylum.
• How do two flowers greet each other? Hey bud, how’s it growing?
• What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present? I hope thistle cheer you up.
• Girls just want to have sunflowers.
• What’s up buttercup?
• April showers bring Mayflowers
• Don’t stop be-leafing.
• I have a laurel exam.
• Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
• These flower puns are simply iris-istible
• Just peachy.
• You’re my best bud.
• How do you know you’re in love with a flower? Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
• If I only had a trillium dollars…
• I’m so thorny.
• I’ll never desert you.
• Don’t be so impatiens.
• I never want you to leaf me.
• You are the baneberry of my existence.
• I hate when bay leaves.
• Clean your bloom
• Let’s put our tulips together.
• Blossom buddies.
• The witching flower
• How much does a flower love their friends? Bunches.
• Bride and Bloom
• Don’t be so mallow.
• Don’t fall at the last myrtle.
• Live life in full bloom.
• Oh no… I wet my plants!
• Don’t sing out of Petunia.
• You’re the most beautiful girl in the cosmos.
• She’s a buttercup.
• In English class, we’re reading the Canterbury Bells.
• Edgar Allen Poe’s favorite plant is the corpse flower.
• Erase the stigma.
• Aloe gov’nah.
• Can’t you run any aster?
• Let’s get to the root of the problem.
• What do flowers study in college? STEM.
• What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie? Backpetal.
• I hope thistle show you how much I love you!
• I love hikes, but not when they’re so lily.
• A peony for your thoughts.
• What did the flower do when she was challenged? Rose to the occasion.
• Every dogwood has its day.
• You can poppy-n anytime.
• Well aloe, Dolly
• I ain’t dandelion.
• Chives right in.
• Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal.
• I’m head clover heals in love with these flower puns.
• That is just ranunculus
• Hey bud, how’s it growing?
• What did the flower say when he saw his date? I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
• You’ll rue the day.
• I’ve had it once and floral.
• Let the good thymes roll.
• You had me at hydrangea.
• Plants are my buds.
• Hibiscus and gravy
• What is a flower’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower.
• You grow girl!
• Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.
• You’re my best bud!
• Every daisy is better because of you.
• I will love you till the end of thyme.
• You rose to the occasion.
• What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses.
• Talk dirt to me.
• Why are flowers so good at problem-solving? They know how to nip things in the bud.
• Wildflower about you.
• I love you bunches.
• Give it time. I’ll grow on you.
• Oh snapdragon!
• Put the petal to the metal.
• I’m sharing these flower puns with my best bud.
• That floral feeling.
• Daisy me rollin’.
• Oopsie daisy.
• Don’t be so posy.
• I can’t wait to see our love grow and grow and grow.
• How many lips does a flower have? Tulips.
• Good day, sunflower.
• You had me at aloe.
• What do you say to a flower after a breakup? Get clover it.
• What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder? Are you a DAMNdelion?
• Our tulips should kiss.
• What does a flower say when they’re surprised? What in carnation!
• Hyacinth-ia! (Okay, so this only works for women named Cynthia)
• Every rose has its hawthorn.
• Stop trying to make vetch happen.
• Spring has sprung.
• Legalize flower pot.
• The day after tom-yarrow.
• The more you grow.
• We’re mint to be.
• Thanks a bunch!
• Don’t kale my vibe.
• What does a door to door flower salesman do? Petal his wares.
• What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower? Plant one on me.
• If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.
• I just want some’bud’y to love…
• Happy Mum’s Day
• We’re pinching peonies.
• Petal to the metal.
• Merlin’s Goatbeard!
• Thistle while you work.
• What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance? I’ll grow on you.
• I’m proud to be y-orchid
• Time to take stalk of my life.
• Aloe you vera much.
• You are so berry cute.
• A peony saved is a peony earned.
• Why didn’t the flower get a second date? He was garden variety.
• Thistle house.
• Oh kale yeah.
• Bouquet Pokey
• My favorite movie is Stigma-ta.
• Iris my life to save you.
• Be still my bleeding heart.
• Party thyme.
• Death Petal
• Iris you all the happiness in the world
• Eat, drink, and be rosemary.
• I love you mum, you’re the best!

…and here are some more flower jokes, mainly related to tulips on the same flower page on popular demand!

Tulip puns and tulip jokes are classics. Some are innocent and fun, and others are a bit dirty.

But at the end of the day, they always bring a smile to your face.

• Can you tell me the name of the flower that grows between your nose and your chin? Tulips, to be precise.
• Which gardens are the most animated? The ones with tulips.
• What did the tulip have to say to the deceiving rose? “Don’t be such a dandelion to me!”
• What do you get when you cross a tulip with a rose? A trumpet flower.
• How do you grow the most vibrant tulips? Begin with a light bulb.
• Today, flowers began to sprout on my tongue. I’m not sure, but I believe they’re Tulips.
• What flower is gray and red? A tulip.
• Which flowers are such good communicators? Tulips
• My wife came home with a bouquet of spring flowers and asked where I wanted her to place them. “I’ll show you where you can plant your tulips,” I said.
• What is the number of lips on a flower? Two-lips (Tulips)
• What could be more beautiful than roses on your piano? Tulips on your instrument.
• Where do bees go to learn about tulip pollination? Plant Parenthood.
• Tulips prefer to sleep where? In a flower garden.
• What did the tulip say to the rose? “You’re so beautiful, I’ll tell everyone I saw a dandelion!”
• My wife informed me that all of our tulips have finally come out. I didn’t know tulips could be gay!
• What caused the Gardener to blow a whistle? He made use of his tulips.
• What do you call a light that is powered by a pair of lips? The bulb of a tulip
• What do you call a flower that speaks with a Scottish accent? A daffodil.
• What do you call a flower that is ugly and smells bad? A tulip.
• The tulip had no tongue, so he couldn’t talk.
• Roses, violets, and tulips are all gray. I’m a canine.
• What could be better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ
• Roses are bright red.
  Roses are bright red.
  Violets are red.
  Tulips are bright red.
  My garden has caught fire.
• What do you call a tulip that gives sound advice? A sweetie.
• Tulips on an organ are even better than roses on a piano.
• What’s more enticing than roses on a piano? Tulips on a pipe organ!
• Jimmy was driving down the street with his girlfriend when he noticed that she had a huge nose bulge. He asked, “Why do you have such a big nose?” She responded, “You called me by my name not my nose.”
• Why was the flower embarrassed? It was caught in a butterfly net. It also smelled like it was wearing too much perfume.
• What’s the difference between a rose and a tulip? A rose only has thorns on the outside!
• What has a green stem and loves to be petted? A happy daisy.
• What could be more beautiful than flowers on your piano? Tulips on your instrument.
• Why was the flower asked to leave the theater? It caused an uproar and was thrown out. “The tulip is dead”
• What causes tulips to glow? Because they are derived from bulbs.
• What kind of flower do you call a boy with an onion in his hand? A tear-jerker.
• Why does a tulip always end up in the garbage? It whispers; “I smell tulips, let me go.”
• Which flower doesn’t like to be picked? A daffodil.
• Will the flower see the light? No. It’s a tulip.
• What is the most colorful thing in the spring and summer? A tulip.
• What causes tulips to glow? Because they are derived from bulbs.
• I have a habit of collecting strange plant injuries, and I recently got a strange rash from planting tulips… I got a Bulb-a-sore.

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We hope you had a good time reading through all of these funny flower puns, and have a few that you plan on using in the future. This list is the longest one you can find online, so you should definitely be able to find some that you like!

If you have any flower puns that you think we should add don’t hesitate to send them over! We’re always looking for more to include.

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