41 Funny Tulip Puns & Jokes That Will Stay On Your Mind

A funny group of tulips that inspire new puns and jokes

Tulip puns and tulip jokes are classics. Some are innocent and fun, and others are a bit dirty.

But at the end of the day, they always bring a smile to your face.

This was a fun list to put together, and we’ve been telling them to our friends and family for weeks now!

  • Can you tell me the name of the flower that grows between your nose and your chin? Tulips, to be precise.
  • Which gardens are the most animated? The ones with tulips.
  • What did the tulip have to say to the deceiving rose? “Don’t be such a dandelion to me!”
  • What do you get when you cross a tulip with a rose? A trumpet flower.
  • How do you grow the most vibrant tulips? Begin with a light bulb.
  • Today, flowers began to sprout on my tongue. I’m not sure, but I believe they’re Tulips.
  • What flower is gray and red? A tulip.
  • Which flowers are such good communicators? Tulips
  • My wife came home with a bouquet of spring flowers and asked where I wanted her to place them. “I’ll show you where you can plant your tulips,” I said.
  • What is the number of lips on a flower? Two-lips (Tulips)
  • What could be more beautiful than roses on your piano? Tulips on your instrument.
  • Where do bees go to learn about tulip pollination? Plant Parenthood.
  • Tulips prefer to sleep where? In a flower garden.
  • What did the tulip say to the rose? “You’re so beautiful, I’ll tell everyone I saw a dandelion!”
  • My wife informed me that all of our tulips have finally come out. I didn’t know tulips could be gay!
  • What caused the Gardener to blow a whistle? He made use of his tulips.
  • What do you call a light that is powered by a pair of lips? The bulb of a tulip
  • What do you call a flower that speaks with a Scottish accent? A daffodil.
  • What do you call a flower that is ugly and smells bad? A tulip.
  • The tulip had no tongue, so he couldn’t talk.
  • Roses, violets, and tulips are all gray. I’m a canine.
  • What could be better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ
  • Roses are bright red.
    Roses are bright red.
    Violets are red.
    Tulips are bright red.
    My garden has caught fire.
  • What do you call a tulip that gives sound advice? A sweetie.
  • Tulips on an organ are even better than roses on a piano.
  • What’s more enticing than roses on a piano? Tulips on a pipe organ!
  • Jimmy was driving down the street with his girlfriend when he noticed that she had a huge nose bulge. He asked, “Why do you have such a big nose?” She responded, “You called me by my name not my nose.”
  • Why was the flower embarrassed? It was caught in a butterfly net. It also smelled like it was wearing too much perfume.
  • What’s the difference between a rose and a tulip? A rose only has thorns on the outside!
  • What has a green stem and loves to be petted? A happy daisy.
  • What could be more beautiful than flowers on your piano? Tulips on your instrument.
  • Why was the flower asked to leave the theater? It caused an uproar and was thrown out. “The tulip is dead”
  • What causes tulips to glow? Because they are derived from bulbs.
  • What kind of flower do you call a boy with an onion in his hand? A tear-jerker.
  • Why does a tulip always end up in the garbage? It whispers; “I smell tulips, let me go.”
  • Which flower doesn’t like to be picked? A daffodil.
  • Will the flower see the light? No. It’s a tulip.
  • What is the most colorful thing in the spring and summer? A tulip.
  • What causes tulips to glow? Because they are derived from bulbs.
  • I have a habit of collecting strange plant injuries, and I recently got a strange rash from planting tulips… I got a Bulb-a-sore.

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If they make the cut after our rigorous review process, we’ll include them!