Cute And Funny Bear Puns (The Ultimate List)

A bear with its tongue sticking out after hearing people say funny bear puns

Bear puns are great. The name of these fuzzy (but scary) animals actually provides a surprising number of combinations and options for crafting funny puns.

Not only that, but a lot of them can easily be used in everyday life! You won’t have to force these into conversations as much as you do with other puns.

We hope you enjoy this massive list of funny bear puns. We had a bunch of fun putting it together!

  • I’ll come up with another pun soon please bear with me.
  • Do you think a koala counts as a real bear? I doubt they meet all the koalafications.
  • Why are polar bears scared to get married? Because they tend to get cold feet.
  • What fantasy world do bears dream of? A land with no bear-iers.
  • What is a term for a bear that jumps but never lands? Peter Panda.
  • What species of bear dislikes arguing? Agree-zzly bear!
  • Who’s music do polar bears appreciate? Seal.
  • Why does a bear have a thick coat? Fur protection.
  • What do you call a bear foretelling doom? The bearer of bad news.
  • Why do pandas enjoy old movies? Because they are also in black and white.
  • How does a bear go fishing without a pole? Bear handed.
  • Why do koalas get fired from their jobs often? Because they only do the bear minimum.
  • What soft drink do bears love? Coca-koala.
  • What do you call a chilly bear? A brrrrrrr.
A cute and funny bear
  • Which bear talks down to folks the most? A pan-duh!
  • What is a koala’s favorite way to get fit? Bearobics.
  • What do you call a dentist who is also a bear? A molar bear.
  • What is a polar bear’s favorite mexican dish? Brrrrrittos.
  • What is a bear’s favorite baked goods? Blue beary pies.
  • What do you get when you take out a bear’s teeth? A gummy bear!
  • How do you say sorry to a koala? Bear your heart and soul to them.
  • What do you call a chaotic gathering of black and white bears? Pandamonium
  • A man went into a toy store and stole parts of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free? He has the right to bear arms.
  • How does a bear take long trips? On a bear-o-plane.
  • What is a polar bear’s favorite vegetables? Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
  • Why didn’t the teddy bear want to eat any more? He was already stuffed.
  • Do you think bears ever wear shoes? No they prefer bear feet..
  • What kind of Bears dissolve in water? Polar bears.
  • I thought i might make a joke about koalas but it’d be unbearable.
  • What is a polar bear’s breakfast food? Ice Crispies.
  • Know a good term for bear related dreams? I call them bite-mares.
  • Why did the bear quit his second job? Because he needed to spend koalaty time with his kids.
  • Where do polar bears manage their finances? In a snow bank.
  • What do you call a bear who gets rained on? Drizzly Bear.
  • How would a bear take a break during a movie? He’d hit the paws button.
  • What would you call bears without bees? Ears.
  • A Bear attacked someone in the food court today! Seems the shopping maul isn’t safe.

Share ‘Em With Your Friends!

If you’re half as goofy as we are then you probably had a blast reading this list of funny bear puns. We really enjoyed compiling them and definitely tell them to our friends more than we should.

If you have any other bear puns that you think we should add to the list, feel free to send them our way. To be honest, we take ages to respond. But if the puns you send over are up to our impeccable standards we’ll definitely include them!