The Ultimate List Of Cute And Funny Bee Puns

A cute and funny bee

There’s something about bees that we absolutely love. They’re cute, round, and fuzzy!

And that made coming up with a list of funny bee puns a piece of cake. There are so many versatile uses for the word “bee” that you can really inject these puns into any conversation!

You’ll find yourself using these bee puns a lot in the summer. Trust us.

  • What flowers do bees like? Bee-gonias!
  • The talkative bees are so blab-bee.
  • A bee’s favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee.
  • That bee certainly deserved the promotion, he was always buzzy on the job.
  • The worker bee decided to vacation in Stingapore last year.
  • What is a bee’s favorite novel? the Great Gats-bee.
  • Bears without ears are just B’s.
  • Bee was in such great shape for his because he always took his vitamin-bee.
  • What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!
  • The bee that resides in America is also known as a USB.
  • What is a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee.
  • The swarm will always wind up bee-hind you.
  • These bee puns are just winging it.
  • Female bees have a particular love for ru-bee rings.
  • Who’s a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.
  • Ya know these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee.
  • What’s a bee’s favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!
  • A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers.
  • The bee bank robber told the tellers, “Your honey or your life.”.
  • What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal we.
  • A hybrid of a bumble bee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
  • What do you call a bee who speaks too softly? A mumble-bee!
  • What are bees’ favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!
  • The bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with the female bees.
  • What’s a bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!
  • What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!
  • What did the bee say to his girlfriend? “I can’t help pollen in love with you.”
  • The worst part about getting stung by bees? Hives.
  • Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
  • A bee’s favorite haircut is the buzz cut!
  • On the first day of class, bee students receive a sylla-buzz.
  • The teacher kept telling the naughty bee to bee-hive himself.
  • Wasp are you talking about?
  • When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic.
  • All bees love the honey-moon phase.
  • Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about.
  • Hive never felt this way bee-fore.
  • Bees that are born in the month of May are considered to be May-Bees.
A flying bee
  • The bees favorite type of candy is bumble gum.
  • The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee..
  • Who’s a bee’s favorite famous painter? Pablo Bee-casso
  • Bees love the summer when it-swarm outside.
  • That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
  • What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees!
  • What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield? Its stinger.
  • What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!
  • The one item the bees never forget to bring to the beach are their frisbees.
  • How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun.
  • The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.
  • A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb.
  • When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.
  • The bee who loved to fly backwards would often be heard going zzub zzub zzub.
  • To bee or not to bee, that is the question.
  • When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  • Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
  • A bee that’s been enchanted has been bee-witched!
  • The only one who can protect the Queen Bee is her hub-bee.
  • Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.
  • The bees favorite guns? BeeBee guns, I suppose.
  • What do bees say to one another when they land on the same flower? Buzz off.
  • A bee that likes to eat a lot will eventually become a little chub-bee.
  • Bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.
  • When the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party.
  • The killer bees like to use a buzz-ooka.
  • What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane.
  • What is a bee’s favorite geometric shape? A rhom-buzz is.
  • Why was the bee fired from the barber shop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut.
  • Quit pollen my leg.
  • A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.
  • Bee children take the school buzz to get to school.

Unleash This Swarm Of Bee Puns On The World!

This list of funny bee puns was a bunch of fun to make. We were texting and emailing them for weeks!

We hope you enjoyed them as much as we did, and encourage you to share them with your friends and family as much as you can (until they tell you to buzz off).

Feel free to send over any bee puns you have that didn’t make the list. If they’re good we’ll go back and include them!