The Best List Of Funny Skeleton Puns (41 Total)
There’s something about skeletons that’s just funny. We know it might sound morbid, but there’s something about that big ole’ grin that we can’t help but enjoy.
And that’s what made creating this list of funny skeleton puns so much fun!
Skeletons and bones can be silly and goofy topics if you don’t take them too seriously. And with this, we definitely didn’t!
- That skeleton sure brought some spare ribs to the picnic.
- Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
- Why are skeletons always chill? Because nothing gets under their skin!
- Skeletons like to serve tea on bone china. Watch out for chips!
- What’s the coolest part of a skeleton? The hip.
- The skeleton was depressed because he didn’t have any body to love.
- How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones!
- Who’s a skeleton’s favorite emperor? Napoleon Bone-a-part.
- Saw a skeleton do stand up… it was humerus.
- Why can’t a group of skeletons work efficiently? It’s a skeleton crew.
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? sax-a-bone.
- Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
- What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time? An osteoblast.
- What do you call a dumb skeleton? numbskull.
- How do skeletons get to far away places? the scareplane or the skelecopter.
- When you donate your body to science you have to spine on the dotted line.
- The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
- The skeleton decided to “bone up” on the material for the big exam.
- The skeleton likes wine with a full body because he doesnt have one.
- Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with!
- The skeleton can play the trom-bone best.
- Skeletons can’t help being afraid of storms since they have no guts.
- The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
- Skeletons start a lot of fights since they often have bones to pick.
- Why can’t skeletons stay wet for long? Thy’re bone dry.
- What is a skeleton’s favorite plant? A bone-zai tree.
- Where do you learn about bones? Osteo-classt.
- The skeleton barely made it out of the haunted house…it was a marrow escape.
- Who was the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones
- Why don’t skeletons perform in churches? They don’t have an organ.
- Who brings skeleton their mail? The bony express.
- What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? “Bone Appetit!”
- Why are skeletons such adept foresters? They’re LUMBARjacks!
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite art medium? Skullpture.
- Skeletons are bad liars because everyone can see right through them.
- Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
- Why are graveyards so noisy? It’s all the coffin.
- Skeletons are always trying tibia honest.
- Where do you imprison a criminal skeleton? The rib cage.
See? Skeleton puns can be quite funny if you give them a chance!
We had so much fun putting this together and hope you share them with your friends. Nothing makes us happier than seeing puns from our site being used out in the real world.
If you have any other skeleton puns you think we should add to the list, send them over! Assuming they’re good of course.