If you’re looking for some funny mushroom puns and jokes then you’ve come to the right place. While other people spend their time pursuing hobbies, studying, or meeting up with friends, we’ve been scouring the internet to find the very best puns and jokes you can find.
We’ve got our priorities all figured out.
And interestingly enough, this was actually one of our favorites! Many of these are quite clever. Mushrooms have a lot of versatility when it comes to crafting puns (as you’ll see below).
Enjoy!
1. Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
2. I wanted to tell a job about fungus. I did not have enough shroom to fit it on the page.
3. What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
4. What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
5. Why did the mushroom have to leave the party? Too many fungis came and there was not mush room left.
6. Most mushrooms are cool to hang around. Every now and then you will find a skittalky.
7. There are many jokes about mushrooms. You need to be patient enough to allow them to grow on you.
8. I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
9. Why is Toad more fun to hang out with than Luigi? He’s a fungi.
10. What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
11. A mushroom walked into a bar. There was not much room for him to sit. The mushroom wanted to stay anywhere because he was a fun gi.
12. What room cannot be booked at a hotel? The mush room. It has been reserved for the fungi.
13. I was warning my son about the dangers of doing drugs. I told him about my friend that went crazy from doing too many mushrooms. He asked if it was true. I told him my friend became a spore addict.
14. What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
15. Why are mushrooms always allowed at parties? They are fun guys.
16. Have you seen the mushroom car? It goes shroom shroom.
17. Why did Ms. Mushroom accept a date with Mr. Mushroom? She heard he was a fungi to be around.
18. I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
19. Why did the mushroom’s ex-girlfriend need to call the police? He was stalking her.
20. Why did the girl dislike mushrooms? They were too mushy for her.
21. A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
22. What room can you make a delicacy out of? A mushroom.
23. What do mushrooms eat when they go camping? Spores.
24. I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
25. Mario does not get bigger after eating the magic mushroom. He gets higher.
26. I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
27. What did the mushroom say to his girlfriend? I have mush room in my heart for you.
28. What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
29. I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
30. I found some mushrooms growing on the ceiling of my apartment. I asked my
parents what I should do. They told me not to eat them.
31. I was going to make a garlic mushroom sauce for my pasta. I realize I did not have the thyme to make it.
32. When did the mushroom turn into a boring guy? When he met an anti fun gal.
33. I had a friend named Gus that was a lot of fun to be around. He was never the same when his girlfriend broke up with him. She would rather be around a fun gi than a fun Gus.
34. What mushrooms is the prettiest? The porta bella.
35. How do you tell a good mushroom from a toxic mushroom? Have your friend try it first.
36. Why did the fungi leave the party? There was not much room left to stand.
37. Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
38. How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
39. How come the mushroom family does not donate money? They were two spore.
40. What type of mushroom is the easiest to take on the go? The portobello.
41. Why did the author carry around a book on mushrooms? He was told that it was portabella.
42. I once heard you are what you eat. I ate some mushrooms and that turned me into a fun gi.
43. What is blue and can be found under a mushroom. Smurf poop.
44. What do you call a mushroom that plays music? A decomposer.
45. Why don’t mushrooms like going to school? They are not always spore d.
46. Where do mushrooms go to fly? The air portabella.
47. If you fill a suitcase with toadstools you will not have mushroom for anything else.
48. I was not allowed to study mushrooms at school. They said it did not fit a fun gi like me.
49. Make sure that mushroom doesn’t run me over in that fast spores car!
Conversations Have Mush-Room For These
By now you’re a student of funny mushroom puns and mushroom jokes. These are all quite flexible, which will allow you to weave them into just about any conversation.
And trust us, once you start using them you won’t want to stop.
If you know any other good ones that you think we should add to the list, send them over!
