There are a ton of funny duck puns out there that we just can’t get enough of. There’s something about these that never gets old!

So be warned:

If you read this list we guarantee you’ll unleash some of these on your friends and family. They’re too good to keep to yourself.

There are a lot of different plays on words you can make with duck puns, but “quack” and “fowl” are the most obvious. There are undoubtably many more puns you can come up with if you use those are a root word, so feel free to use our list as inspiration!

  • What do you get when you mix a few ducks with some fireworks? Firequackers.
  • What time do ducks usually wake up every day? At the quack of dawn.
  • What do you call a duck that steals for a living? A robber duck.
  • Why do ducks always fly south for the winter? Because it’s much too far to waddle.
  • What did the duck say to the bartender when he ordered another drink? Please put it on my bill.
  • What do you see when a duck bends over? Its butt-quack.
  • What has webbed feet and very sharp fangs? Count Duckula.
  • What do ducks like to eat with their soup? Quackers.
  • What kind of movies do ducks like to watch? Duckumentaries.
  • Oh wow, it’s raining ducks and geese out there! Yup, it’s quite fowl weather.
  • What did the duck do when he heard a funny joke? He quackled.
  • What do you call a cow and two ducks? Cheese and Quackers.
  • Why did the police start investigating the duck? Because he was dealing quack.
  • What happens if a duck gets stuck in the cement mixer? You get quacks in the pavement.
  • What do you call a subatomic duck? A quark.
  • Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers? The outside.
  • Why can’t ducks fly upside down? They start to quack up.
  • What did the duck yell when he dropped his fine china? “I hope I didn’t quack any!”
  • Who takes care of a duck when it gets sick? The ducktor.
  • I heard from someone that ducks can never grow up. Is this right? IT is, they can only grow down.
  • What’s another name for a clever duck? A wise quacker.
  • Why was the duck such a good basketball player? He was great at making fowl shots.
  • What does a duck made of Avocado say? Guac!
  • What did the two ducks have for dinner? Quackamole
  • If Santa was a duck, what would you leave for him under the chimney? Christmas Quackers
  • Why did the duck make such a bad assistant to the Easter bunny? He couldn’t stop quacking all the eggs.
  • What happens when you put ten ducks in one box? You get a box of quackers.
  • Why did the duck always want to become a detective? He always had a passion to quack the case.

Put ‘Em To Good Use!

Now that you know a bunch of funny duck puns, it’s time to put them to use! Share them with your friends, pester your family, and generally just be a nuisance.

If you have any other duck puns that you’d like us to add to the list, feel free to send them over. If they’re top-notch, we’ll include them ASAP.