Seafood Puns

A fisherman hated fish and chips but he didn’t tell a sole.

Have you heard about the sheep who worked in a fish and chip shop? One was a battering ram.

I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the week.

I once knew a guy who had fish and chips every day for a year. His stomach took a battering.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

I’m on a seafood diet, when I see food I try it.

If you’re looking for a fish that’s good to eat you can’t beat a drum.

In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste.

Never eat popcorn shrimp. There’s something fishy about them.

People often ask me if I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them I’m accident prawn.

The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.

There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.




 

©2009-2013 All Rights Reserved.