Joke Puns

Chemistry jokes may be old and dead, but I just can’t seem to Barium.

Enough of the gay jokes… cum on guys.

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

I don’t appreciate holocaust jokes, Anne frankly they’re just wrong.

I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I’ve had it right up to here with them.

I know a lot of jokes about cheese, but their not very mature.

I like elevators they let me say jokes on every level.

I shouldn’t make jokes about herpes, apparently it’s a sore subject.

I was gonna make a Lizzie McGuire joke, but jokes about Hilary Duff are so yesterday.

I will try to make less lame chemistry jokes asbestos I can.

I’m so bad at telling jokes it’s not even funny.

If jokes could be owned like land, then no good pun would go undeeded.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

It’s difficult to know where to draw feline, when it comes to cat jokes.

Know any jokes about Sodium? Na.

Menstruation jokes aren

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Most jokes that pilots tell go way over my head.

My friend started making humorous comments about the items in his wife’s curio cabinet. The worst part is he knows I hate knick knack jokes.

Nazi jokes are not in Mein Kampfort zone.

People are making jokes about the apocalypse like there is no tomorrow!

People need to stop with these harry potter jokes, like siriusly!

People should stop making jokes about 9/11. They are just plane stupid.

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

PMS jokes aren’t funny;

Poop jokes are the shit.

Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.

The man who created ”knock knock” jokes deserves a ”no-bell” prize.

The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.

The man who created the knock knock jokes should get a No Bell prize!

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

Vagina jokes aren’t funny. PERIOD!

What’s with all these Harry Potter jokes? I mean, Siriusly.

You know what sucks about black-Mexican jokes? Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.




 

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