Fish Puns

A fisherman hated fish and chips but he didn’t tell a sole.

After the trout left school, he hoped to be a steelhead in a floundry.

Are fish smart because they spawn good ideas while in schools?

Come see my fishpond’, she said coyly.

I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the week.

I used to think of myself as a good swimmer, but then I went into the ocean and got schooled by some fish.

I wanna sea the fishies!

If you’re looking for a fish that’s good to eat you can’t beat a drum.

Never eat popcorn shrimp. There’s something fishy about them.

Remember when you lost your flat fish? Well, I flounder.

Sick fish go to the sturgeon.

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.

The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper.

The fish missed the call because he was stuck on the other line.

The fish were shy – obviously koi.

The spearfisherman was a real pain in the bass.

There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other ”I’ll man the guns, you drive.”

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ‘Dam.’

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What makes aquarium fish so happy? Their indoor-fins.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

Where do fish buy cool clothes? At Albacore and Fish.

Why did the pianist get a fish? He needed a tuna.

Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can’t tuna fish.

Why don’t shrimp share? Because they’re a little shellfish.




 

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